From the Mouth of Craig: Grown ups

Craig "Where's daddy going?"

Mama "Home Teaching"

Craig "I want to go!"

Mama "It's only for grown ups"

Craig "I'm a grown up!"

Mama "Can you drive the Ali Car?"

Craig pauses for a moment and thinks then:

"Mama, if your name is Craig, you don't drive the Ali car, but you sit in your car seat, then you're a grown up!"  

Gasps in delighted surprise as if this thought had just occurred to him, "Ah, my name is Craig! I'm a grown up!"