Ticket

We were driving and saw a sheriff
Craig said "well better watch out I'm heard about sheriffs, lots of times!"
"oh really? What have you heard?"
"that if you go faster than the speed limit they'll pull you over and give you a ticket. "

A little while later Craig was cracking up "mom do you want to know it's so funny? "
"Yeah Craig "
"If the tickets that a cop gave out when he pulled you over were tickets for Disneyland then we would want to get tickets all the time! We would just go zooming everywhere we went!"